my left ass cheek


a-half-hearted response to a question that isn’t important.

b-sarcastic response to a serious question.

c-the answer given when asked a question you don’t know the answer to. ususally spoken as a question.
example for def. a-

person a- “what are you doing tonight?”
person b- “my left -ss cheek.”

example for def. b-

a- “where did my purse/keys/wallet go?”
b- “my left -ss cheek.”

example for def. c-

a- “billy, what is the capital of zimbabwe?”
b “my left -ss cheek?”

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