My nipples are offended


term used when pet peeves are violated; “i don’t like what you’re doing.”

allows a person to reply “calm your t-ts.”
sara: -smacks lips-
joey: my nipples are offended.

-in a crowded area-
michael: -is repeatedly pushed into sam-
sam: my nipples are very offended right now.
anna: woah, calm your t-ts!

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