my office
coffee shop, 7-11 parking lot, starbuck’s, etc…
where you ‘camp’, with a cup of exotic (or not!) coffee after you’ve just mailed your 65,000th resume (and peed in a cup!) as you mull over just exactly how you’re supposed to survive…
i was in my office when my mobile went off, but it was just some (your choice!) a-hustling me for money…
saw a a perky b-tt floating along, as i sat in my office pondering my existence!!
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