my penis
an object which should be in your mouth at all times
“where is my p-n-s? oh, there it is. in your mouth.”
was in your mother last night.
person one: “my mom is now having to deal with my teenage brother’s rebellious stage.”
person two: “that problem is thrust at her every day after school. ”
person one: “yeah, no kidding.”
person two: “not unlike my p-n-s.”
a response for “what’s up” when you have a b-n-r
girl: what’s up?
guy: my p-n-s.
girl: -looks down- pervert!
guy: well it’s better than not much.
my p-n-s is green! i like to touch it in fourth period! when the lights are out, it glows in the dark.
my p-n-s is to s-xy for you!
a huge 12 inch monster
i stuck my p-n-s in your mom
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