My sister told me that
what you say at the end of an epic story, thinking that you’ll will either get a laugh or agreement from your audience, only to find vacant faces.
“so after the third trip to the drinking fountain, i just didn’t want anything to drink…..(vacant faces)…..the end. my sister told me that.”
or
“did you know that blind people dream?”
(pause)
reply: “did your sister tell you that?”
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