My straightener is hot


girls can say this phrase when a cute boy is around and they want to tell their friends discretely. it is just another way to say a guy is hot or cute.
pretend a cute boy comes onto the subway. you tell your friend that my straightener is hot. she will get the idea that there is a cute boy around.

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