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a show on mtv where spoiled brats waste their parents’ hard-earned money on $200,000 parties, renting out clubs and being as vain, self-centered, and selfish as humanly possible.
“i saw an ad for children starving in africa. then the show my super sweet sixteen came on and i promptly vomited in disgust.”
the

worst

show

ever.
omg i was like totally on my super sweet sixteen and like my party only cost like $500,000 and no party is good unless it costs like at least a million.
an insult to wealthy,rich,& upper cl-ss teenagers everywhere.

basically this show is about rich sn-b b-tches who are either n-bodies , ugly , unpopular people , who have rich parents and want to impress everyone by having a party and inviting their ‘closest friends ‘ aka the school that’s only there because of the providence of booze . or with the 1 in a million chance that they are actually popular. most of all of them are major sl-ts who think that everyone wants to be them and thinks that everyone loves and adores them . to quote percilla wannabe popular cool nerdy brace face horrible dancer with her only friend this awkward gay dude casteroff ‘ you wish you had this! ‘ uhh, no honey , we want you , with the rest of your b-tchy teens to go . away . your insulting wealthy teenagers ! now , ever since that horrible show picked up speed , everyone hates me. literally , there hasn’t been a day when i can’t go to school without someone saying ‘are you really that b-tchy ? ‘ and ‘ hey! happy early birthday! so whens the party? i’ll bring booze ! ‘ at least i have real friends, a great life , and don’t beg , bribe and plead for mtv , then hire people , desperate for friends to go to my parties . i hate you all . this show must be inserted with b-lls , have them chopped off ,then bring back jeffry dahumer and have it killed , slowly and painfully . {no i’m not emo -.- }
one month after the show became a ‘hit. ‘

text conversation .

– me ; hey ‘ava’ ;d.

– ‘ava’ ; hey scarlet ;/. sorry , i don’t talk to rich b-tches anymore . cya . -.-

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at school ; calculus cl-ss.

teacher ; ‘ hey scarlet . i really hope this semester you won’t be really bratty . ‘

me ; ‘ what? ‘
teacher ; oh don’t give me that . i know horrible and stuck up you rich girls are.

me ; where did you hear that?

teacher ; mtv’s biggest new show , my super sweet

sixteen . and your stupid, too! detention!

me ; really ? are you kidding me?

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as you can see , this show , my super sweet sixteen , basically ruined my life. oh well , at least i’m still rich !yeah, not worth it -.- ‘