My Woodz!


deputy ryans sez dis when he finds dem bois campin on his private property!
ryans: bois deeez r my woodz! day belong 2 me! dere mine! quit campin out on my private property! git on yer
god d-mn knees!shut da f-ck up bois!suck on dis f-ckin caulk!
bois:(gulp)

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