Myakka City


a small town in the middle of nowhere.
90% of the popluation uses dialup or goes without internet.
a block is about 5mi on a side.
many dirt roads and hunting camps.
a useless place full of rotting cars and rednecks.
where cellphone signal dares not come.
dude, did you see where he lives? it’s like myakka city.

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