mycrofting
when a particularly s-xually-adventurous chap takes a rusty vice-clamp and secures it rigidly at opposing points of his -n-s, and proceeds to twist clockwise until the pain is too much to bear and a black hole forms, sucking everything within a 100 mile radius into his super-tight r-ct-m. this will generally produce an especially violent supernova within this man’s colon, most likely affecting the next few day’s bowel movements.
craven morehead: -weeps openly- i was so sad about my girlfriend breaking up with me that i went mycrofting all night long. my anoos is soooooo sore. i’m afraid to go to the doctor because the vice is still stuck on my -sshole.
jack mayhoff: were you feeling really lonely or something?
ken yah swalo: (entering) no, i forced him to do it. i thought it would help him get over his girlfriend. (pause)… it didn’t work.
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