MyDouche


noun- a person who uses artistic expressions of others, be it quotes, poems, songs, or photos, to express how creative and edgy they are on their mysp-ce page.

especially or alternatively, people who insist their music selection play when you click on their page, forcing you to hear their terrible selection of music that “expresses who they are”
jake-“dude check out tim’s page, he has that big -ss picture of t-pain and his status says ‘i got 99 problems but a b-tch ain’t one.'”

steve- “tim is such a mydouche”

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