myrchy
an attempt at being clever, witty, and off-topic, only to prove illiteracy, idiocy, and overall stupidity.
14:03 (myrch): in the fart cave you will find three magical boulders
14:04 (myrch): be careful, however: the boulders tenuously cling to the walls, and could break loose and crush you at any moment
14:05 (myrch): your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to navigate around the three boulders and jump into the vortex of salvation
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