Myrtle


another term for a n-gg-r
did you see that myrtle p-ssing on the train earlier?
surf amb-ssador hendo slang term for an attractive female whether her attraction is physical, creative, mental, psychological, or hypothetical. basically, a stone fox!
frother: dude, did you check out rashida jones in the latest myrtle monday?

rando: who in what?

frother: yeah i know, she’s a total myrtle!
southern slang synonym for v-g-n-
my myrtle itches but i don’t want to scratch it in public.
slang term to describe only the worst kind of criminal. ferocious, unrelenting, hardcore, psychotic crazy person. feared by even the most notorious of mobs and mafiosos, a myrtle, often serves as a type of hired gun to “take out the trash” when all others have failed, but usually works for free simply for “the love of the kill”. in some countries a myrtle is regarded as a myth due to it’s ability to stay “under the radar” leaving no trace of it’s devoured victims. no myrtle has ever been convicted of a crime due to the tendancy of witnesses to disappear.
p-ssing off a myrtle is a deathwish.

mob boss 1: hey joey! the iceman screwed up the job!
joey: get me the myrtle….
the act of scr-w-ng a mexican chick from behind while in a warm climate, pulling out and only managing three minutes. in the act of doing so, you scream i am the wizard.
when i was on vacation i was pulling a myrtle.
a boys name :p not a girls name as many very stupid people may think.
i love myrtle moo the cow…>>>>he<<<< is sooo fit

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