Myspace head


1. simply put, someone who spends an unhealthy amount of time on the mysp-ce friends/network website. signs of a “mysp-ce head” are people who seem to be on every time you or a friend logs in to check something, someone who hides their online status while having thousands of friends and hundreds of comments from e-strangers, and people who’s entire social life (friends, conflicts, etc) can be tied to mysp-ce.

2. someone who takes a great amount of pictures in provocative clothing/posses, yeilding a huge of amount of comments in return, but in person they are hidden in plain sight and do not try to stand out at all.
1. “lauren, who cares that jasmine left a comment on lisa’s page saying jake cheated on her with william, while william has a comment right under hers denying the whole thing, and saying to look a jacob’s page. you’re on your cell phone with maria and talking about mysp-ce…just talk to her on mysp-ce about mysp-ce. you’re a d-mned mysp-ce head.”

2. guy: john…isn’t that the girl that just friend requested you on mysp-ce earlier today?
john: can’t be, the girl on mysp-ce was definitely more stacked…and maybe shorter.
guy: no, look…she has the same lip and nose piercing. d-mn she looked like more of a flirt on mysp-ce…i hope that isn’t her boyfriend’s hand she’s holding either.
john: oh na, she gotta chill, if she leave the house looking like that and already has a man, why is she showing out on mysp-ce? i’m deleting her fake -ss tonight.

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