Myspace Mom


adjective: a mom usually over the age of 40 who has a mysp-ce account and befriends her teenagers friends online by friend requesting them. she does this because:
a. she wants to spy on her daughter’s mysp-ce ho background.
b. she wants to relive the social life she never had.

her background usually consists of the blingy hearts from pimpmyprofile.com
lashaniquon-hey did lamarian’s mom friend requested you?
alejandro-wtf yea. what a mysp-ce mom. hopefully she doesnt find out about lamarians nude pics.

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