Myspam


any of the -ssorted cr-p received on mysp-ce, such as friend requests from people who want the highest friend count, strippers who want you to see (and pay) them via the web, adverts from bands, and inane messages from people who don’t bother reading your profile.
oh great. more myspam.
all those sh-tty advertis-m-nts that you see in people’s comments/or bulletins on mysp-ce. they include, but are not limited to:
-“omg i just found this website –dipsh-tphones.com– where i can download so many frreee ringtones its so awesome!! just click here dipsh-tphones.com and type in jel21~ get a free ringtone duh. i got this is why im hott”

-“hey (insert mysp-ce name here), do you recall when you asked me about those p-n-s enlarger pills i was taking?? well i recently came across the website where i bought them at!! just go to ineedp-n-s.com and tell them larry sent you! good luck ;)”

-“have a sunny day!!”

-“dude i just got this free $500 victorias secret gift card!! holy sh-t it was so easy i just went to jjke3l3l1.com and put in my personal information and they sent it straight to me! awesome you should try it”

change your p-sswords people; it’s the hackers doing all this. besides, i’m sick of seeing all this myspam.

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