Mysterious Cupcake
when a man puts his p-n-s inside a woman’s dirty -n-s, proceeds to make love to it, and puts his p-n-s in her mouth. he then repeats the process of putting his p-n-s into the woman’s dirty -n-s, but instead wipes it across the woman’s eyes. the major event that must occur is that the woman must catch a disease from injesting the remnants of her -n-s.
man a: hey man, i tried out that mysterious cupcake position you told me about.
man b: how did it work out?
man a: she didn’t get a disease so i think i did it wrong.
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