mystery fruit


what the actual flavor is made from when a package of candy says “mystery flavor”
i ate some candy today that was mystery fruit flavor. it was really good!
a person who may or may not be “closet gay”.
chris: so did mac ever come out?

tommy: no, he’s still a mystery fruit.

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