mystery shower
when you take a shower late at night without knowing what the shower is in aid of, i.e., going out, staying in, staying with company, etc.
for f-ck’s sake. it’s 23:45 and i still don’t know if we’re going out or not. best have a mystery shower.
00:00… she said she would call around now. best grab a mystery shower.
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