Mystery Taco


mystery taco: when a woman secretly inserts taco meat into her own v-g-n- prior to s-x, creating a delicious surprise for her partner, hopefully to be discovered during c-nn-l-ng-s.
mystery taco: it’s what’s for dinner!

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