mystic mungis


a sacred and most powerful force that has been the subject of both obsession and consternation for those seeking to obtain it. while much is still unknown about the mystic mungis, one certainty is its power to defeat the notorious frogs form of sephiroth, an attribute that many have gleaned as the reasoning behind the use of cybernetic turtles from the future in the quest for its acquisition.
i summon the power of the mystic mungis!

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