Mystic Nights of the Cobra
a drunken terrorist organization located in the east bay, ca. mkotc will smoke all your weed and can ruin any party and/or hotel room. in 2006 a study by the university of california found that the mystic nights of the cobra are directly or indirectly responsible for approximately 1.16% of all cases of fetal alcohol syndrome statewide.
all i’m saying is, n-body drank a beer with j-zz in it till the mystic nights of the cobra showed up.
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