Mystic Runner
1. the name giving to the legendary person that is often seen sprinting around the uk – england more the most.
no one knows who this person is, it just “mystically runs” p-ssed at random times, too quick for you to see him (legend has it that it is a male – apparently)
some have heard it cry out strange noises and cries. for example: “oooooooorly”
this could be some sort of distress call or perhaps a mating call to his true love – who, as legend has it, is the reason this person is running around the country.
2. one that runs in a mystical or stealthy manner
1. i was walking along one day when i heard “ooooorly” then a figure flew p-ssed at great speed. i must have been mystic runner
2 person a: “yo, yo, s’up guys”
person b: “hey how’d joo get p-ssed security”
person a: “just call me a mystic runner”
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