mystical dragon


when a girl is giving you a bl-wj-b and you are ready to c-m, you punch her on the top of the head and watch it come out her nose.
i gave that b-tch the hardest mystical dragon last night…..i wonder if she will call me back

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    one who is attracted to plants instead of people, described as a tree-humper “that guy doesn’t have a girlfriend.” “maybe he’s gay.” “well i know he’s not gay because he doesn’t like men either. you know how you can tell…” “yeah. so he’s probably nons-xual or natos-xual.” “you got that right.”

  • drunk click

    not to confused with a drunk dial, this is when you drunk email people online using mysp-ce/aim etc. oh my god brent totally messaged me last night for the first time in years, he said “hay babtby i miss yu been awguikle call mee” what an obvious drunk click!

  • Navaar

    describes the most wonderful person in the world. used as both an adjective or a noun; and has something to do with a captain. is a perfect word for a guy with a a wonderful personality and who is devilishly handsome. everyone wants be navaar, but there’s really only one navaar that is perfect.

  • Dost Duped

    often something that fans of the the band fun. (also known as funatics) do. it is where the take a picture of of the head of andrew dost (pianist for for the band fun.) and stick it to various things. i dost duped them so good. i put pictures everywhere.

  • The equality.

    also referred to as “teh equality”. you in relation to your love interest/the addition. called the equality because you think you’re their equal. mandi: “omg he and i are perfect. i am the equality.”heather: -nods-


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