Mystical Ninja Weed


a hardy new indica/sativa cultivar found primarily in the greenbrier area of arkansas. hardy buds, with saffron-colored threads, are covered in a fine, crystalline powder. users have reported bizarre philosophical or mystical trains of thought, delusions of grandeur and a strong desire to “hook me up with some of that sh-t, man.”
man, f-ck y’all! get yo’ own weed! you can’t have none of this mystical ninja weed.

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