mystie
a word use to describe a beautiful thing.
the sunset was very mystie.
the best ginger friend you will ever have. it typicality refers to a red head who its a really amazing singer and has a -ss shaped like a pear but her friends tend to love her anyway for it.her eyes are usually the same color as her hair.they also say “i feel like sh-t” all in all shes alright.
“i feel like sh-t”
“ooh gurl your such a mystie”
“thanks..?”
to clog one’s toilet
don’t mystie my cr-pper.
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