MyTard


the people that freakishly update an constantly use the drug……mysp-ce!!!!!
people that go on a constant binge!!!!!!
the ones that cant even peel there eyes off the screen long enough to use the bathroom or shower you…….!
f-cking a that girl brittany is such a f-cking mytard!!!!!!!!

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