n00bimagnetism
a condition in which one attracts n00bs.
symptoms include:
• being asked insufferable questions.
• constant following of people who tend to fail.
caution: this condition usually leads to n00baphobia.
l337 a: “cr-p! i think i’m suffering from n00bimagnetism.”
l337 b: “how do you know?”
l337 a: “i just no-scoped a n00b, and now he keeps stalking me and asking me the stupidest questions.”
l337 b: “sucks to be you.”
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