Najeb


the najeb is a creature not fully understood by scientists yet. the najeb typically ends up frightening men, women, and children alike with its perverted nature and scary face.
my doctor prescribed me some anti-anxiety drugs because i was having nightmares about najeb. they haven’t been working. ever since it whistled and winked at my wife i can’t get it out of my head. stupid najeb.

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