Naked Rule


the rule that states you must disregard everything said when your partner-of-choice is naked.
every time you are naked, do not believe anything i say. it will be called the naked rule.
if you live with other people and n-body is home then you have the oppourtunity to get naked and do everyday things, when/if caught you excuse is simply the ‘naked rule’
frankie: dude! your rubbing your bare -rs- all over the sofa, wtf are you doing?
rob: ehh, naked rule?
after seeing someone that you like naked a friendship can no longer exist. this comes from when couples break up and ex’s can no longer be your friends.

once you have seen them naked, they can no longer be your friend…
you can’t be friends with your ex, naked rule man!

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