Naked Shit Wank


being absolutely naked when doing/performing a sh-t w-nk. if you are naked, it enables you to spread your knees further apart, so making the sh-t w-nk far easier, and much, much, more enjoyable, i.e. you aren’t constrained by clothes…
d-mn, i had an absolutely brilliant naked sh-t w-nk today….

i stripped off naked earlier today, sat myself down, and had one h-ll of a naked sh-t w-nk today….

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