Naked Tree
naked tree
a position ones boyfriend might -ssume, to hide from a child who might catch them sleeping in their mothers bed.
“oh no! my kids up! quick, be a naked tree”
naked tree nay-ked tuh-ree (verb?)
a position ones boyfriend might -ssume, to hide from a child who might catch them sleeping in their mothers bed.
“oh cr-p baby! my kid woke up…quick…naked tree!”
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