nakey bastard
a person who is often naked or not fully clothed; a term of endearment for a person who chooses more often than not to relax in the nude.
person 1: “i’m going to visit reyna in her room”
person 2: “be sure to knock before you go in, she’s a nakey b-st-rd.”
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