nallergy
not an allergy. when someone who is sick always claims to have “allergies”, it’s really nallergies.
“hey your kid’s nose is leaking like a faucet and they’re having coughing fits, i think they’re sick”
“no, it’s just allergies”
“oh, nallergy huh?”
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