Nam Phan
synonym for masturbation. in the ultimate fighter: team gsp vs. team koscheck, fighter nam phan was caught masturbating in the shower by his teammates.
ex1) i’m gonna nam phan tonight watching my favorite p-rn.
ex2) don’t let me catch you nam phaning in the shower!
during the semi-final episode of the ultimate fighter 12 nam phan’s roommates busted into his bathroom while he was taking a shower and caught him masterbating.
i had some time to kill before work, so while i was taking a shower i decided to nam phan.
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