Name-Bitching
when people define their own names or someone’s who they want to get with as flattering, with wording that makes whoever does this to their own names pathetic.
“blair
the most amazing guy you will ever meet
he is hawt!
he is smart!
he is sweet!
he is funny!
he is a good kisser!
+ gives great hugs!
he is all round everything any girl will ever want!”
seriously, if a guy is named blair, he likes men. how feminine could you possibly get.
“john
an extraordinary man with the most lovely bedroom eyes, an absurdly seductive grin, and beautiful brown hair that always smells absolutely wonderful. he is always warm, and ticklish in a few places that make him twitch cutely. he has great legs, nice muscles, and large feet and hands. he is strong, handsome, s-xy, and beautiful. he is intelligent, absolutely hilarious, loving, teasing, sweet, and thoughtful. he leads a very intense life and proves himself to be very hardy in doing so. he hides any hint of pain very well, and rarely opens up, but when he does he shows just how strong he really is. he is loved more than he’ll ever realize. he is perfect in every way.”
correct me if i’m wrong but is john to good to be true? such an ornery name doesn’t deserve name-b-tching, because if this were true john lithgow would at least still have a full hairline.
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