Name-Brand Whore


some one who can’t bring themselves to wear something that isn’t worth a crazy amount of money. (i.e. hollister, aeropostale, abercrombie + fitch, etc.)
guy 1: dude, mike’s new hollister outfit costs more than my car payment!
guy 2: why doesn’t he buy stuff at, like, khoals?
guy 1: because he’s a name-brand wh-r-.

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