Name Shame
the unfortunate t-tle -ssociated with having inconsiderate parents who doom their offspring to a lifetime of shame and embarr-ssment due to the ridiculous names given to them at birth.
such unfortunate people exist such as: north west, moon unit zappa, dweezil zappa to name a few.
another example of a near miss name shame event.
at the hospital shortly after their new son is born bula bawls says her her husband “d-ck, we can’t do that to our new son naming him after your grandfather.”
d-ck thinks about this for a minute and says, “bula, you’re probably right. i can picture the teacher calling attendance on the first day of school if by that unfortunate chance there’s two harry’s in the cl-ss. when both boys raise their hands after being called and the teacher sees this i can picture her saying, “ah, how nice, we have pair of harry bawls in the cl-ss this year.”” later that day, richard n. bawls and bula bawls leave the hospital still thinking about a nice non name shame name for their new son.
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