Nancy Pants
a person in an organization (usually in sales) that is definitely a male, but has some very strange metro-s-xual, gay, or effeminate traits. the person usually dresses in a very preppy style, is boyishly handsome; but orders drinks often -ssociated with women rather than men. also has emotions much more aligned with women than men. rises to anger quickly but argues non-sensically and often seems to be pouting when he doesn’t get his way. often displays traits of a drama queen.
wow, did you see how lou was behaving in the finance meeting today? he either has pms or is a complete nancy pants.
a nancypants is a super-cool woman who can cook a fabulous 4-star meal, conjugate french verbs, sled down a midnight hill, drive a truck, sculpt and paint, and write beautiful poetry. she is full of contradictions – insightful, yet silly; inspiring and vulnerable; sweet, yet no-nonsense; sophisticated, yet not sn-bby. you might find a nancypants wearing cowboy boots and sporting long braids in a diner — or dressed in work boots and and britches in a garden — or dressed to the nines. a nancypants knows how to dance. if you should meet a nancypants, you should approach slowly, speaking gently, offering a reuben sandwich.
hey, see that cool chick? the one with the beret and the funky gl-sses? her name is nancypants and she’s one in a million.
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