Nano Einstein
one devoid of general cultural knowledge but possessing extensive learning in an incredibly microscopic field of study.
general culture dude: “hey man, did you catch that awesome giants pats game on sunday?”
nano einstein: “no, i’m not a fan of hockey, but i did read a fascinating field study on sitka spruce polyps’ chlorophyll depletion rates.”
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