Nanomites


several minuscule non-biological “mites” that somewhat looks like acid when i saw the g.i. joe trailer. these b-st-rds chew through anything in the variety of wood,steel,cloth,flesh,pop-tarts. i have yet to find out if it goes against water but nonetheless they are bad-ss.
bob:hey man you got some kind of green sh-t on your arm.

bobby:what where? holy cr-p get it off me! at first it was itchy now it feels like a sh-tload of tattoo pen thingies.

bob:dude go dunk your hand in some water.

bobby:right! -dips- you g-dd-mn -sshole! they’re traveling up to my throa– -choking noise-

bob:well says here they are apparently called..spoileralert!!! you ready? nanomites….. oh and you’re adopted.

bobby:(distorted) well that blows.
are extremely microscopic robot forms usually measuring in the incredible scale of nanometers. they have been used by both joe and cobra forces in their never-ending battle to stop each other. military use is not the only way to utilize these amazing machines as there are also more beneficial applications such as in the field of medicine and construction.
we must defeat nanomites.

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