Nap fraud


when one pretends to sleep for any reason, possibly so they don’t have to do something, to get attention, or to find out gossip and secrets. very useful for finding out information you might not be supposed to know.
penny: no no, it’s ok, andrew’s sleeping.
jenny: ok.. well, i really like andrew’s dad, he’s really s-xy.
penny: cool. i think i might have a thing for my uncle… probably just a phase!
jenny: g-d penny! andrew’s not really sleeping!

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