yo, don’t come in mom. i’m napin’
when you take a nap and don’t get out of bed. usually do to lack of sleep the previous night (s).
due to the fact that you will wake up several times over the 5-12 hours of napping in, you do not get very much rem sleep. this is bad and is one reason why we do not nap in every day.
josh hasn’t slept in, in weeks. he gets about 5 hours of sleep a day. what does he decide to do at 5 p.m.? he decides to take a nap. after a few hours he wakes up and says, “i don’t feel like getting up and facing the world, just a few more minutes.” he falls back asleep and the cycle repeats. this should be a wake up call to josh, he will probably get more sleep at night so he doesn’t nap in again.
- netflix no chill
when you watch netflix with a girl for four hours but don’t do the chill part adam and emma watched family guy for four hours on her bed. their heads touched, sparking a romantic atmosphere about the room. much to his dismay, adam left without making a move. thus adam had a case of”netflix no […]
when a friend asks to hang out but already has plans. then accuses you of not hanging out with him/her. d*mn looks like paul just got unoed….
- chicoli burrito
when you stick a chipotle burrito up someones *ss, adding the secret ecoli ingredient chipotle stopped offering. gay man asks: “anyone want to get chipolte burritos? i’ll can make it a chicoli burrito for you. (wink-wink)”
- big booty kia
an individual with an endowed name in which ends with “kia” and equipped with an above-average sized *ss. hey tyler, is that shykia over there? no, that’s big booty kia oh, you’re right! i didn’t see what she had behind her.