NAPA Special


an acronym for the naked -n-s p-ssy annahilation s-x position. it must be performed only by a trained and certified napa auto parts specialist using napa automotive lube in a liscenced napa store and is sometimes followed by a fire breathing dragon.
after applying a generous amount of napa auto lube to her “o-rings and seals”, the napa specialist went in for the napa special.

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