when someone doesn’t know how to calculate a value, but is doing it anyway.
“i used napkin calculus to guess the number of pennies in the jar.”
“well, obviously i was wrong.”
someone who cuts and pastes internet articles obsessively. no original thoughts of their own man that guy must have a bunch of time on his hands constantly rambilling articles on websites .
- cottage cheese p*ssy
when a girls v-g-n- looks like cottage cheese during s-x, chunky and white. her v-g-n- looked like cottage cheese when we had s-x. she has a cottage cheese p-ssy.
when you meet a girl for your first date, and she’s 20 pounds heavier than her profile pictures. d-mn dude. went on a date with a girl last night. i thought she’d be smokin’ hot, but when i met her i got hit with a plus20.
the perpetual feeling of wanting to end your own existence. man im feeling soo thivi right now
- quaker parrot
a quaker parrot is a very loud parrot species. their natural habitat are warm places and some a bit colder. they are usually hard to have in apartments because well.. they’re loud. they’re friendly and peaceful unless you mess with them. they adjust to new places pretty well. ugh.. he’s being just like a quaker […]