when someone doesn’t know how to calculate a value, but is doing it anyway.
“i used napkin calculus to guess the number of pennies in the jar.”
“well, obviously i was wrong.”
someone who cuts and pastes internet articles obsessively. no original thoughts of their own man that guy must have a bunch of time on his hands constantly rambilling articles on websites .
- cottage cheese p*ssy
when a girls v-g-n- looks like cottage cheese during s-x, chunky and white. her v-g-n- looked like cottage cheese when we had s-x. she has a cottage cheese p-ssy.
when you meet a girl for your first date, and she’s 20 pounds heavier than her profile pictures. d-mn dude. went on a date with a girl last night. i thought she’d be smokin’ hot, but when i met her i got hit with a plus20.
the perpetual feeling of wanting to end your own existence. man im feeling soo thivi right now