Napkin Season


the beautiful time of year, typically between 31 march and 10 september in which fine young broads gallivant in public wearing loose-fitting tops; or “napkins”. so named for their free-flowing nature, immaculacy, and the fact that it looks like the funbags are wrapped up in such a serviette; the “napkin” is perhaps the most glorious of all female clothing (far superior to the jegging).
screw december, napkin season is the most wonderful time of the year!

nap-kin sea-son! -clap clap clapclapclap-

r.i.p. napkin season (2010-2010)

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