Napkin Testosterone Boost
when a male attempts to stuff a lot of napkins up his -sshole for s-xual pleasure. a form of masturbation. old men tend to use this method more than younger men. occasionally this method is overused and the -sshole tends to stretch and rip, causing a bleeding -sshole.
my grandpa tried the napkin testosterone boost last night. now he went to the doctor and had to get surgery on his -ss.
ohhh! yeah! my napkins helped my body fill up with pleasure last night!
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