Napkin

a small nap, usually 45 minutes or less.
i took a napkin in the back of the car while my parents drove me to another mandatory aa meeting for my 3rd dwi.
the act of pulling one’s scr-t-m skin taut and placing it firmly across another person’s mouth, forming a seal.
she was just asking for a napkin, so i lovingly applied my scr-t- to her mouth.
someone who either was born or grew up in the napa valley, california.
us napkins love to drink wine here in the valley.
a piece of paper designed to -ssist people while eating. what many people with a lack of table manners don’t seem to realize is that a napkin serves a purpose. the most important thing is so that people will stop sucking (or licking) their fingers when they eat!!!!
people who suck their fingers when they eat are gross. this is a very nasty habit. not that they care of course.
a piece of cloth or absorbent paper used by most at table to remove unwanted materials such as food. sometimes used by desparte, flat-chested girls to stuff their bras. poor things.
s-xy young korey used his napkin while eating dinner to remove some ketchup he had spilt on himself. but he shouldn’t have botherd ’cause i would have came and licked it off. -wink wink-
a magical device made out of cloth or paper that can wipe away messes on furniture, your skin, and virtually anything! but, alas, no one uses this amazing creation anymore.
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