Naples Pap
top definition
one who resembles a placenta-flesh eating skinny f-ggot who twirls around naked in hallways to impress other men who charm their anacondas to his presense. furthermore, he enjoys sucking c-ck for c-ke to make him feel like the almighty god of -n-l bleeders. despite his f-g loving fetish he also craves the g-spot of 10 year old girls—yet he is unable to recieve this desire because of the 9 inch cranberry man tw-tted juice flavored d-ld- constantly jammed in his brown eye. despite all these flaws, he is greately expected to win the n-ble price of being the first personn to have the ablity to literally make his bald guy puke by jackin off to an object–not a person.
silly sally: oh no! my 10 year old niece, jasmine’s g-spot has been penetrated again…
mr. chitel: f-ck! another naples pap came here yesterday!!!
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