Napoleoned


when a short guy takes over a girl’s personal sp-ce to regale her with stories of his salary, car, or whatever else he is using to compensate for his size.
short guy: so i drive a fast car, make a sh-t-ton of money, and i run things at work? wouldn’t you like to bone?

girl (to herself): oh no! i’ve been napoleoned!

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